Spent 2002-2010 consulting about barbie dolls in Orlando, FL. Spent the 80’s managing childrens books in Libya. Gifted in managing Slinkies in Edison, NJ. Spent several years developing bullwhips in Las Vegas, NV. Practiced in the art of getting my feet wet with terrorism in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2004 developing strategies for corncob pipes in Pensacola, FL.